Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha? Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke. Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha? Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi!
Boy: Hey, you have something on your face. Girl: The most beautiful smile in the world? Boy: Pagal, Kabootar Ne Beeth Kar Di Hai!
A girl wore her best outfit, spent an hour to do makeup, as she was wearing her heels, her mom asked, "Somewhere special?" Girl: Nahi Bas Doodh Lene Ja Rahi Hun!
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai? Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata? Boy: Are Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Boy: Chalte Chalte Yun Hi Ruk Jaata Hun Main. Girl: Wow, you love me so much? Boy: Nahi, Pokemon Go Khel Raha Hun!
Jeeto: Let's practice Maths. We start with additions. Eg: A girl gave you 2 candies & 2 chocolates. What's your answer? Pappu: Luv u baby, Mmmuuaaahh...